I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so… scared
I’m fascinated by fear. I’m intrigued by fear. I’m, ironically, not scared of fear. What I love the most about [...]
The Three Wise Men
I’ve loved three men in my life. All three of them have been the oldest child in their family, with [...]
Masturbarme?
Ay Ay me duele la guatita… Cuando era pequeña, yo tan espacial, tenía ciertas conductas de descubrimiento del cuerpo más [...]
Just Do It
I live my life according to quotations. Some people rely on a coin toss or a magic 8 ball, but [...]
Mmmm High-Fructose Corn Syrup
I’ve been trying for some time now to decide what the three worst additives in our food are for. Finally, [...]
Welcome to LA
“LA is where a woman’s self confidence goes to die,” Nicole hollered over her shoulder as we weaved our way [...]
The Girls
Peony
There’s one detail of my future wedding that has been solidified- the presence of peonies. However, this flower ain’t cheap. So what am I supposed to sacrifice to acquire these precious flowers? Love for a rich man? Or an open [...]
Read MorePortia
Portia is an offering. Interpret that how you will…. I’m self-diagnosed bipolar, or maybe just incredibly indecisive. I guess they go hand in hand? Or do they? I don’t know. I can't decide.
Read MorePippin
Like her namesake apple, Pippin has been described as crisp, tart, thick-skinned, and full of flavor. An incurable adventurer, she's often found wandering off the beaten path...but always with a smile, and probably a pre-packed picnic lunch.
Read MorePheona
Discovering inner beauty, then appreciating it: followed by deeming it priority, regardless of the shell given, should be on the top of all of our lists…right next to dark chocolate with almonds, of course!
Read MorePersephone
Today, Persephone (usually known as the Greek Goddess of innocence and the Queen of the Underworld) resembles Charlotte York by day and Tawny Kataen by night. Look around, I'm everywhere.
Read MorePenny
As a member of the health care profession discussing people’s rather unsavory habits are part of my day to day existence. If it is gross, tell me everything.
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